Anonymous asked: what's the saddest you have ever been?
Anonymous asked: Say you were in France (for whatever reason) and are at the Louvre, looking at the world famous, Mona Lisa painting. It's you and an little old lady, when suddenly, a fire breaks out - you only have time to save one (the painting or the little old lady), which do you save and why?
WHY IS WORK SO BORING?
I’d kill for some social interaction right now.
When your parents think you are tech support
Dear old people
It’s just hit 7am, why do you think I have enough cash in my register to change your fifty dollar notes? Pay on eftpos for Christ’s sake.
My life as an almost 19 y/o newsagent
Pwning old people since ‘09.
I've been studying since I got home
and all I want to do is go to my room, drink tea and watch True Blood. Eliza accidently my whole laptop this morning when we woke up so I’ve been forced to use the dinosaur in our office. But seriously, online lectures have been saving my life right now it’s like having a lecturer in my home, teaching me. My last exam is next Tuesday so I should have a new laptop by then which will...
Got my first uni exam tomorrow.
I’m at work and haven’t studied. 0% motivation. All I want to do is sleep when I get home. fml. Also Eliza fucked my laptop up even more than it already was this morning. herp.
When a first grade, professional football player...
What the fuck are you doing? YOU CAN’T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH EMPHYSEMA!
Monster (ft. Rick Ross, Jay Z, Nicki Minja & Bon...